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The mission briefing

Fight pixels
with pixels.

Politics gave us the material. We made it playable.

Real Patriot Arcade is an independent collection of political satire games and a parody response to Arcade.gov. It turns the absurdity of American politics into an arcade you can play in your browser.

Pick a game. Learn the controls. See how long you can keep things from falling apart.

All satire. Very playable.

These games use exaggeration and fictional scenarios for comedy. They are not factual accounts of the people or events they depict.

Independent by design.

This project is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or operated by the U.S. government, Arcade.gov, or any political campaign.

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Questions, coverage, or a bug worth reporting? Email [email protected]. For a bug, include the game, your device and browser, and what happened.